I Won't Play Dungeons & Dragons

from The Mess We Make by Sarah Donner

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Dungeons & Dave STRINGS LUSH 0585
By Sarah Donner bpm 136
Nick starts
E B
Friday night, sitting at the table
C#m B A B
All your friends with facial hair are here
They’ve got dice that are so expensive
Like really expensive, who spends that much on dice?

F#m G#m A B (x2)
You invite, me to your party
Suddenly I have to fold laundry

C#m B A E
I won’t play Dungeons & Dragons
C#m A B
It’s not gonna happen, not tonight

It looks hard, you’ve gotta do math and
Use your imagineaaaation

I don’t get, why you sit for hours
On a game that no one wins (STOP) (bass lead in?) in the end
And you set up a guy named Dave
Behind a cardboard wall and you call him DM

F#m G#m A B (x2)
Games are work when they’re so demanding
Can’t we play Catan?

C#m B A E
I won’t play Dungeons & Dragons
C#m A B
It’s not gonna happen, not tonight
It looks hard, you’ve gotta do math and
Use your imagineaaaation



C#m B A B
Maybe its me and my commitment issues
I’ll disappoint you
Maybe it’s me and my fear of confrontation
When every die you (ROLL) roll, turns into a fight

(Shhhhhhhh no NICK) STRINGS
F#m G#m A B
Floating Disk & Basilisk
Feather Fall, Prismatic Wall
Manticore & Minotaur
Nightmare Owlbear
Paladin Barbarian
Cleric priest Unholy beast
Dragon born Valhalla horn
Hail of thorns & Unicorn

C#m B A E
I won’t play Dungeons & Dragons
C#m A STOP B
It’s not gonna happen, not tonight
It looks hard, you’ve gotta do math and
Use your imagineaaaation
I won’t be your halfling assassin
It’s not gonna happen, not tonight
Not tonight
Not tonight
Not tonight

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from The Mess We Make, released July 26, 2019

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Sarah Donner Massachusetts

Sarah Donner is an indie folkpop star who has embraced her inner catlady. "The Motherf**cking Pterodactyl Song" which was co- written with The Oatmeal catapulted Sarah into weblebrity status with over two million views on YouTube. After stretching her legs with musical theatre, she picked up a guitar, abandoned her classical roots, and started rocking out (with fantastic breath support). ... more

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