Hairball: Songs From The Depths

by Sarah Donner

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This album was funded by my fans, so you only have yourselves to blame. All songs were recorded in my basement studio. This is what too many cats sounds like. I'm sorry, and you're welcome.

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released June 16, 2015

Jay Buchanan (bass), Mike Batchelor (trumpet), Chris Q Murphy (electric guitar), Kevin Killen (drums)

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Sarah Donner New Jersey

Sarah Donner is an indie folkpop star who has embraced her inner catlady. "The Motherf**cking Pterodactyl Song" which was co- written with The Oatmeal catapulted Sarah into weblebrity status with over two million views on YouTube. After stretching her legs with musical theatre, she picked up a guitar, abandoned her classical roots, and started rocking out (with fantastic breath support). ... more

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Track Name: Have A Hit
HAVE A HIT (capo 2 - Bm G D A, Bm G D A G/C G)

C#m A E B
The lady kitty she got knocked up
Behind a tree after a hit of nip
She was taken by tomcat in the shadows
Now she needs something to help her just let go

C# A E B
It’s ok to have a hit
When you’re pregnant
And you’re a cat
And it’s catnip
There’s nothing wrong with
A/D A A/D G
Herbal stimulation after carnal copulation

C# A E B
It’s a hard time living on the streets
When you don’t got a steady stream of kibbles and wet meatz
Don’t be a quitter if you’re gonna have a litter
You can lick it, you can sniff it if it makes you feel better
You got babies in your belly, yeah, you know it’s gonna fatten
Try nepeta cataria if you’re down with the latin
All you cats who copy, when you feel like getting naughty
All you fuzzy little shawties just rub it on your body

It’s ok to have a hit
When you’re pregnant
And you’re a cat
And it’s catnip
There’s nothing wrong with
A/D A A/D G
Herbal stimulation after carnal copulation
A/D G
We all need a little self medication
Track Name: Urine My Heart
URINE MY HEART

F G C
You got the bedroom, You got the bed
You got the pages of the books that I read
I hit the bottle, You hit the couch
You hit my futon, and I cannot get you out

F G Am C
You're in my heart
But urine needs to stay inside the box
You're in my heart
But urine needs to stay inside the box

F G C
Are you just angry at my new man
Or are you jealous of the sexy time I get?
Could it be viral or a UTI?
We'll have you tested so we can justify

F G Am C
You're in my heart
But urine needs to stay inside the box
You're in my heart
But urine needs to stay inside the box

Eb F
Try peroxide, baking soda, mix up vinegar with water
Eb F G C
Microban and listerine, or just a match and gasoline
Track Name: Hairball
HAIRBALL
C#m A E B

I like to lick I like to groom
But when my tummy runs out of room
And food needs real estate
I get the need I get the urge
To arch my back and start to purge
I dramatically regurgitate

A hairball is no fun at all
Deep from the depths I can recall
A hairball I cannot stall
When it is ready you’ll hear my call

Excessive hack excessive cough
Diarrhea and weight loss
Means take me to a vet
Brush out my coat Feed me some grass
Appease my digestive tract
Take a look at my diet

A hairball is no fun at all
Deep from the depths I can recall
A hairball I cannot stall
When it is ready you’ll hear my call
Track Name: Exploding Kittens
Exploding kittens cannot be contained
Easy clean up because it’s just a game
The highest grossing Kickstarter campaign
It’s so much fun for everyone and doesn’t leave a stain

In my day I’ve come across a kitty cat or two
Weaned and cleaned and in between there’s been a lot of poo
Parasites hold on tight, and ticking like a clock
When they express it makes a mess, but now there is a box for

Exploding kittens cannot be contained
Easy clean up because it’s just a game
The highest grossing Kickstarter campaign
It’s so much fun for everyone and doesn’t leave a stain

Kitten love, cuddle stuff can tug at your heartstrings
Nature made this cute grenade, a fluffy IED
You never know when they’ll explode, you must be on your game
You must diffuse or you will lose, if it’s in the cards of

Exploding kittens cannot be contained
Easy clean up because it’s just a game
The highest grossing Kickstarter campaign
It’s so much fun for everyone and doesn’t leave a stain
Track Name: Wishbone
WISHBONE

G G/F# G/E G/D
Wishbone you made it in this world all alone
G G/F# G/E G/D G/B C
Wishing for a place to call your own
Wandering the car parks and back yards of this town
Wondering if there’s anyone or anything worth sticking around

G/B C D
And I’d have you for my friend, but I know it’s just pretend
You’ve got parties in the trees
G/B D
You’re using me

G D G/B C

G G/F# G/E G/D
Morning and you’re where you always hide
G G/F# G/E G/D G/B C
Mourning the loss of your offspring and the loss of your pride
And your den is the old shed out by the old fence that freezes in wintertime
But I’d give you shelter, yeah I’d keep you warm if you’d just stay inside

CHORUS

G D G/B C

Am G/B C
And if I tried to hold you, you would run
Am G/B D
But if I left food behind, you’d come

G D G/B C
G G/F# G/E G/D
Wishbone you made it in this world all alone
Track Name: Pending Theories on Food Burial
PENDING THEORIES (A A B A A B A)
D
If I don’t like the food on my plate
G
I cover it and hope that you will take the hint
D A
I pass on meat that is subpar

You bury food too with your napkin
When you are dining out, and you are done
We all want a meal that is five stars

G D
Cause in the kitchen we all know
G
How much you love me and the
D A
Lengths that you would go to please me

When I eat mah meats I will bury
Why I do this it is a mystery
No one knows, but there are pending theories

If I cover food I was noshing on
It might offer me some protection
From scavengers and enemies

Cause in the jungle we don’t know
When our next meal will be
And you can’t get your gazelle ‘to go’

If I could save it for later
Put it in the refrigerator
But I don’t have thumbs or Tupperware
Track Name: The Only One
THE ONLY ONE (capo 3) (A B C A B C C)

C Ab
I was the one who lived on your bed
I puked on your rug and slept on your head (sometimes)
We played with the string, I sat on your lap
It was just us, and I liked it like that

Eb D
And who’s this new friend that I see you have brought
F G
She slept in our bed and she pooped in my box

G C C/E D
I was the only one
To shed on your couch and lie in your sun
G/B C G/D Em
Hissing and scowling and taking a swat
Just goes to proove that I am the boss

C Ab
Here are some tips you might not assume
Give us our space inside separate rooms

Eb D
Keep switching our bedding so we’re used to the smells
F G
In a few days, we’ll be making out

And we’ll be the only ones
To shed on your couch and lie in your sun
We’ll run round the house and break all your stuff
You’ll know we are friends when we lick each other’s
bum, bum, ba dum dum, da dum dum, da da (etc)
Track Name: Unbeatable Foe
UNBEATABLE FOE (capo 3 - Am C D, D D/C D/G D/F)


Cm Eb F
If you want to do a lazy kitty favours
Pull out a stimulating laser
It’s better than an episode of Frasier

Just be sure you don’t point it in their eyes
They have retinas that you could fry
If the beam is ten milliwatts or higher

F F/Eb
Oh my unbeatable foe
Bb
I’ll go where ever you go
F F/Eb
Oh my unbeatable foe
Bb Bb/Ab F F/Eb Bb Bb/Ab
I’ll go where ever you go

Try to curb laser beam frustration
After laser light show elation
With a tactile toy stimulation
When they’re done don’t leave ‘em high and hyper
Since no one wants to look like a sniper

Oh my unbeatable foe
I’ll go where ever you go
Oh my unbeatable foe
I’ll go where ever you go
Track Name: Lead A Stray Astray
LEAD A STRAY ASTRAY CAPO 2

E E/D E/C# Am
Let’s get the kitties neutered and spayed
They lose their balls, but it’s better that way, hey
It’s approved by the ASPCA

A C#m
It’s ok to lead a stray astray
Whether feral or a domesticate
They don’t have condoms, so
We’ve got to regulate

E A E B
Trap, neuter, and release takes responsibility
If you do it, you will see how happy feral cats can be
E E/D E/C# Am
And your colony will live in harmony
Track Name: Lotion Love
LOTION LOVE

A B
When you step out of the bathtub
I just can’t help it I want to rub on you
When you take out the lotion
I get emotional what else can I do?

E F#m G#m
I don’t want to waste the tasty taste
It’s like gravy on your legs
When you baste your face in the pastey paste
I want to eat it up and not say grace

A B
But if you don’t want to get with me
Switch to a lotion that’s more citrusy
We’ll find another way to get kinky
‘Cuz you’ll always be my cat lady! (chorus chords)

A B
I’m attracted to the smell on your skin
So baby let me use my tongue to rub it in

E F#m G#m
I don’t want to waste the tasty taste
It’s like gravy on your legs
When you baste your face in the pastey paste
I want to eat it up and not say grace
Track Name: Cat Mat Combat
CAT MAT COMBAT
E A B E B A
It is common for a cat who is fluffy to get mats
With your help they can combat Get those chunky clumps really flat
G# A
Everyday just brush their hair
G# A B
Then your fingers won’t get stuck in there

E B A Am
When they start shedding, groom that kitty
Once the undercoat loosens, it’s not pretty
G#
A mat can trap dirt and debris
A
Untreated it can lead
G#
To cutting of oxygen
A B
Lesions and skin infections (E A B E B A)

On the super matted fur, seek out a professional
Smaller mats can be worked with some powdered corn starch
Or use clippers, it’s safer for the their skin
Don’t use scissors, you could cut them CHORUS

A B
And just like a child, it’s hard to bend that will
A B
You may have to bribe them to get them to sit still CHORUS