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Snip Snip Hooray

by Sarah Donner

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When you don't know what to do in these dark times. And you wrote a vasectomy party song like a year ago. But now you're angry and don't know what to do. And then that sperm puppet that Amanda Bonner made looks at you from across the living room.

Consider taking one for the team. www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/vasectomy

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Long ago I wised up to my anatomy
The pill, the patch, the implant, or the IUD
For twenty years I took it up as my responsibility
But now and then you meet someone
Who’s not attached to their gametes

My husband got a vasectomy
Now he can come, come inside of me
What a vas defrens from what used to be
I don’t need to rely on my memory

Fifteen minutes on his back, no sex for a week
Twenty minutes on his lap, a bag of frozen peas
Now we’re even, what a champ to take one for the team
The swim team is retired now, it’s all juice and no seeds

My husband got a vasectomy
Now he can come, come inside of me
What a vasdefrens from what used to be
Get it up! Here’s to victory

I say snip snip (HOORAY) I say snip snip (HOORAY)
I say snip snip (HOORAY) I say snip snip (HOORAY)
I say snip snip (HOORAY) I say snip snip (HOORAY)
I say snip snip (HOORAY) I say snip snip (HOORAY)

My husband got a vasectomy
Now he can come, inside anybody
What a vasdefrens from what used to be

It takes balls but only two
If you’re done with parenthood
Get ‘er done so you can screw and say
Snip snip HOORAY

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released June 29, 2022
written and performed by Sarah Donner
bass by David Burnett
mixed by Stacey Wong

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Sarah Donner is an indie folkpop star who has embraced her inner catlady. "The Motherf**cking Pterodactyl Song" which was co- written with The Oatmeal catapulted Sarah into weblebrity status with over two million views on YouTube. After stretching her legs with musical theatre, she picked up a guitar, abandoned her classical roots, and started rocking out (with fantastic breath support). ... more

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