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Pending Theories on Food Burial

from Hairball: Songs From The Depths by Sarah Donner

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PENDING THEORIES (A A B A A B A)
D
If I don’t like the food on my plate
G
I cover it and hope that you will take the hint
D A
I pass on meat that is subpar

You bury food too with your napkin
When you are dining out, and you are done
We all want a meal that is five stars

G D
Cause in the kitchen we all know
G
How much you love me and the
D A
Lengths that you would go to please me

When I eat mah meats I will bury
Why I do this it is a mystery
No one knows, but there are pending theories

If I cover food I was noshing on
It might offer me some protection
From scavengers and enemies

Cause in the jungle we don’t know
When our next meal will be
And you can’t get your gazelle ‘to go’

If I could save it for later
Put it in the refrigerator
But I don’t have thumbs or Tupperware

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from Hairball: Songs From The Depths, released June 16, 2015

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Sarah Donner is an indie folkpop star who has embraced her inner catlady. "The Motherf**cking Pterodactyl Song" which was co- written with The Oatmeal catapulted Sarah into weblebrity status with over two million views on YouTube. After stretching her legs with musical theatre, she picked up a guitar, abandoned her classical roots, and started rocking out (with fantastic breath support). ... more

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